1 00:00:00,261 --> 00:00:00,304 . 2 00:00:01,566 --> 00:00:02,698 - Previously on Warehouse 13... 3 00:00:02,741 --> 00:00:03,786 - Whatever the effects of the astrolabe, 4 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:05,092 I'm afraid it's caused arthur 5 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:06,876 To have some sort of psychotic break. 6 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,182 - Artie killed Leena. 7 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:09,618 - He's been whammied, 8 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:11,576 Just like we've all been whammied at some point. 9 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,578 - We're reinstating you as soon as possible. 10 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:15,841 We see no need for punishment at this juncture. 11 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,104 - You can't be serious. 12 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:19,323 She died by my hand. 13 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:24,720 - And you will have to live with that. 14 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,635 - How many errant static-electricity balls 15 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:27,636 Are there? 16 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:28,811 - Here comes another one! 17 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:31,553 - Bring it, electric boogaloo. 18 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,076 Whoa! 19 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,078 Okay, drop it on the battery. 20 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:36,079 [electricity surging] 21 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,602 [imitates trumpet playing] 22 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:38,647 Ha ha ha! 23 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:39,996 Score one for some indian dude 24 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,780 Whose name I can't even pronounce. 25 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:43,130 - Okay, vyasa wasn't some dude. 26 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:44,870 He was the author of the vedas. - Yeah. 27 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,046 - The oldest sacred text ever written, 28 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,743 The basis of hinduism. - Never read 'em. 29 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:49,527 I'm waiting for the bollywood version. 30 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,834 Now, how many more sparkies we got left? 31 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:53,227 - You know what? Don't ask me questions 32 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:54,837 That you don't want to know the answer to, okay? 33 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,926 Pete? 34 00:00:56,969 --> 00:01:03,759 - Hope this bad boy can handle four at once. 35 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:06,544 - Good job. - Whoa. 36 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:07,980 Whoa. 37 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:09,417 [electricity surging] 38 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:10,592 Myke! 39 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:14,117 - I don't think that bad boy does four. 40 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:16,467 - This is not my fault! 41 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,252 - We can talk about blame later. 42 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:23,822 - You're so gonna blame me. 43 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:24,997 [both gasp] 44 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,303 Myka, you're in black and white. 45 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:27,696 - You're in black and white. - I am not! 46 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,219 Aah! I'm in black and white! 47 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,873 - Oh, my god, our clothes, our clothes, they're like-- 48 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,570 It's like 1940s. 49 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:35,138 - Oh, come on, not time travel again! 50 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,445 - No, no, it's not time travel. 51 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:40,012 The 1940s were in color, much like the rest of history. 52 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:41,318 - All right, then where are we? 53 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:43,364 - I don't know. 54 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:46,149 [horn honks] 55 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:49,848 - Okay, it's chicago in olden times. 56 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:52,112 Okay, okay, uh, focus. 57 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:53,983 Uh, retrace the steps. 58 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:56,203 Right, I had the--the elephant. 59 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:58,074 It shot lightning up into the stacks. 60 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,164 - Right, and then it was raining manuscript pages. 61 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,906 - Manuscript pages. All those pages were blank. 62 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:07,301 - Not all of them-- look. 63 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:09,651 - Okay, I'm gonna go with, "no, that is not a good title." 64 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:11,305 - I loved anthony bishop. 65 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:13,872 He was a '40s crime novelist, hard-boiled. 66 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:16,571 I read every single one of his books when I was a kid. 67 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:18,312 - Okay, so did you read kiss me, forever? 68 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:20,270 - No, that was his last one. 69 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:22,011 I don't--I don't think he ever finished it. 70 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:23,665 - That would explain the blank pages. 71 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:27,190 - Well, he went insane from writer's block and then... 72 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,105 Killed himself. 73 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,977 - Turning the manuscript into an artifact. 74 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:37,722 Swell. 75 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:47,906 ♪ 76 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:50,039 - Are you sure this is a good idea? 77 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:52,694 - He's been at that piano for days. 78 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:54,478 It's not healthy. 79 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:56,306 Also, I'm sick of that tune. 80 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,134 - It's gonna be hard to trick Artie. 81 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,180 - Please, I always got the lead 82 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:05,489 At the psychodramas at the institution. 83 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:06,969 Action. 84 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:08,579 - I'm telling you, it's a ping. 85 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,538 - And I'm telling you, it's a burglary. 86 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:12,017 - Classic cars are vanishing 87 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,541 From locked garages without a trace. 88 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:14,759 - ♪ burglary 89 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,674 - This one guy had a '52 desoto 90 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,546 On display in his living room like a trophy. 91 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:19,982 Now, a burglar would have had to take it apart 92 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:21,462 Piece by piece to get it out. 93 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:23,203 - If something was hinky, I'm sure Artie would know. 94 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:24,639 He's the ping king. 95 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:26,162 - [sighs] 96 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,077 - Isn't that right, your majesty? 97 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,470 - It's probably worth checking out. 98 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:32,299 Don't forget your neutralizer. 99 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:33,822 - Meh. 100 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:36,825 Sounds like a waste of time. 101 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,261 - Ow. 102 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,263 Yeah, I mean, the car was found with clean vin numbers 103 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:41,873 At a dealer in sioux falls. 104 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,788 - There's lots of '52 desotos. 105 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,355 - Yeah, but this one had a '53 hood emblem. 106 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,009 Makes it one of a kind. 107 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:48,880 - It's not one of a kind. It's flawed. 108 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:51,753 If the cars are literally vanishing, 109 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,624 It is an artifact. 110 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:55,670 File. 111 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,149 - Clearly I stand corrected. 112 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:59,021 - Oh, mark the date. 113 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,631 Keep your farnsworth handy 114 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:03,025 In case I need research when I'm in the field. 115 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,157 What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 116 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:06,202 You're going without us? 117 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,856 - I can handle a simple snag-and-bag. 118 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,858 - Yes, of course you can, 119 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:11,686 But we should go with you. 120 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:13,122 - Why? 121 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:14,123 - Uh... 122 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,038 - W-we'd miss you? 123 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:18,606 - We'd miss a chance to learn from the master. 124 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:21,304 - The ping king. 125 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,828 - Also, safety in numbers. 126 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,047 Doesn't he always say safety first? 127 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:30,095 - I-I've heard him say that, yes. 128 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,446 - We want to see the cool hot rods. 129 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:35,492 - [sighs, chuckles] 130 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:38,234 Yeah, a-all right. We'll take scarlett. 131 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,975 - What, you named your new car? 132 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:44,588 - You wear torn clothing. We all have our quirks. 133 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:47,199 - So how's my acting? 134 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:58,080 - I'm not gonna lie to you. 135 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,647 - Any luck? 136 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:01,997 - [breathing heavily] I must've run for ten blocks. 137 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,478 The black and white goes on forever. 138 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:07,350 And everything smells like fudge. 139 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:10,135 What's our next move? 140 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:14,183 - Pete. 141 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:15,315 - I know my next move. 142 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,012 - I hear you're the best in town. 143 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,274 - I like what you hear. 144 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,538 - Please, I didn't know where else to turn. 145 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,061 My husband has disappeared, 146 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:28,153 And I think it has something to do with this. 147 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:33,028 - Look what else made the trip. 148 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:36,031 [jazz music] 149 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:45,257 ♪ 150 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:47,085 - So, miss...? 151 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:50,001 - Carson. Mrs. Rebecca carson. 152 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,134 - Mrs. Carson, how can we help you? 153 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:54,179 - Thank you. You're very kind. 154 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,094 I would love a cup of joe. 155 00:05:56,138 --> 00:05:58,183 - Sorry? 156 00:05:58,227 --> 00:06:03,058 - I think mrs. Carson would like you, my secretary, 157 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,102 To get her a cup of coffee. 158 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:05,756 - If it's not too much trouble. 159 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,323 - Two sugars in mine, doll. 160 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:13,547 - Oh, I will put a little extra something in yours, doll. 161 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:16,158 - So your husband likes elephants? 162 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:18,987 - Oliver was an archaeologist. 163 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:22,033 He found this jade relic in india. 164 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:24,122 He said it had magical powers. 165 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,168 - Hmm. Magical powers? 166 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:27,822 - Yes. 167 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:30,781 He was terrified it might end up in the wrong hands, 168 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:32,261 And now he's gone. 169 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:35,612 And I'm--I'm just so-- I'm frightened. 170 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:37,875 Well, I mean-- - Relax, toots. 171 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:40,008 Lattimer here is the best shamus in town. 172 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:41,618 - Thank you. 173 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,011 - I'm a what now? 174 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,665 - Excuse us a sec, will you? 175 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,057 - Uh-huh. 176 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:49,191 - [clears throat] 177 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:52,020 Myka, how does someone else have our artifact? 178 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:54,196 I dropped it before we got sucked in here. 179 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:56,546 - Well, it must have gotten pulled in with us. 180 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,635 And you and I fell into--into the roles 181 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,245 Of private detective and his gal friday. 182 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:01,638 - Secretary. - His gal friday! 183 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,510 Or you consult this case by yourself 184 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,033 While I make coffee. 185 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:08,340 Our artifact is what this story is about. 186 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:11,169 Both: The case of the missing jade elephant. 187 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,693 - Exactly. 188 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,216 - Myka, if this manuscript got turned into an artifact 189 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:15,522 Because of bishop's writer's block... 190 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,132 - And now we have a case to solve. 191 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,263 - Maybe the way to escape 192 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:19,351 Is to do what the writer couldn't do. 193 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,136 - And finish the story. 194 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:23,965 - And if "finish the story" means "find an artifact," 195 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:25,923 Then that's good, because that's what we do. 196 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,143 - Yeah, except we don't have any of our tools here, okay? 197 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,927 We don't have any goo. We don't have a tesla. 198 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,712 We don't have any Warehouse backup. 199 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:32,974 - Yeah, but we got one thing going for us. 200 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,236 - What's that? 201 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,629 - [imitating bogart] nobody finds artifacts 202 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:37,674 Like we do, doll face. 203 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:40,721 Lady... 204 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:45,726 You got yourself a gumshoe. 205 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:47,989 - Ferrari 430 convertible. Yeah, what's that? 206 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:49,904 - Lamborghini countach. 207 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,079 - Yeah, and... 208 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,168 - '67 mustang fastback. 209 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,518 - Yeah, this place is definitely moving cars. 210 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:58,086 - It's nice. 211 00:07:58,129 --> 00:08:00,610 - [clears throat] commission chaser at 9:00. 212 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:03,570 - Hi. I'm amy. 213 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,049 So I see you're looking at the mustang here. 214 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:06,398 You've got a good eye. 215 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,922 Well, it is a v-8-- 216 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,576 - We're not here to buy. Sorry. 217 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,186 - Well, then you want to sell a car. 218 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,883 Excellent, because we are always looking-- 219 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,624 - No, we're not selling either. 220 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,017 - Oh, window shoppers. 221 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:19,107 You know, I always say if you're looking, you're-- 222 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,370 - Just take us to the owner, please. 223 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:24,504 Grand theft auto, fraud, aiding and abetting. 224 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:25,809 - You could do serious jail time. 225 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,071 - Or you could cooperate and tell us 226 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:28,551 How you're stealing cars from locked rooms. 227 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,205 - Of course. 228 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,773 And you could cooperate by showing me your warrant. 229 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,383 - That's really how you want to play this? 230 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:35,819 - It really is. 231 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,168 - Fine. 232 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:41,172 - Artie, don't! 233 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:42,522 - What the hell is that thing? 234 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,175 - Does your insurance cover "act of ray gun"? 235 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,699 'cause I'm gonna shoot every car in here. 236 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:47,135 - He's not lying. 237 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,571 - Whoa, okay, okay, okay. I've got a guy. 238 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,356 He gets me any car I need. It's like magic. 239 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,010 - What's his name? - I never met him. 240 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,056 I wire money into a cayman account 241 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:57,058 With car requests. 242 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:58,407 I'm not giving you my password. 243 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,322 - Passwords just slow me down. 244 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,019 - What else can you tell us about this phantom thief? 245 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,630 - Nothing. I get an anonymous email 246 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,109 Telling me where to pick up my car. 247 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,676 - Yeah, no help here. 248 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,591 Stealy mcthieferson is just sitting on his money. 249 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,462 No way to track him until he makes a withdrawal. 250 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,856 - We're gonna have to identify target cars in the area. 251 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:15,903 - Or we could get him to come to us tonight. 252 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,122 Mr. Lambeth. - Please don't shoot my cars. 253 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,994 - No, no, no, no, we need you to make a request 254 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:22,910 For a very specific car that's only in town for tonight. 255 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:25,521 - Very good, jinksy. 256 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:29,873 - Oh, scarlett. 257 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,309 - The dame said the last place she saw her husband 258 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:32,615 Was his office. 259 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:33,790 She may have said more, 260 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,705 But I was too busy staring at her gams. 261 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,794 The only thing stopping them going on forever was the floor. 262 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,100 - Pete, are you narrating? 263 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:41,015 - No, I'm just-- I'm getting into character. 264 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:42,190 - When other people are around. 265 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,452 Besides, this isn't a cheesy movie. 266 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,932 This is an anthony bishop novel. 267 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,542 - Hey, noir films are awesome. 268 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,152 - Yes, but bishop's novels are superb. 269 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:50,024 They had an elegance, a beauty. 270 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,634 - Myka ophelia Bering, 271 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,331 Are you actually enjoying this? 272 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,811 - No, I had a dog. 273 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:59,511 It doesn't mean I want to be trapped in one. 274 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,078 - Hello, handsome. 275 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,824 - Pete, wake up. Pete! 276 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:12,220 - [groans] 277 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,525 This book hurts. 278 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,310 - Welcome to the indigo club... 279 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,485 My club. 280 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:17,878 I must apologize for the manner 281 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,227 In which you were escorted here. 282 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,185 The boys can be a tad overzealous. 283 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:22,665 - Sure. 284 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,319 Untie us, and we'll call it jake. 285 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,755 - Of course. 286 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:29,150 After you tell me why you were at mr. Carson's office. 287 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,847 - We were looking for dope on who snatched him. 288 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,022 I guess we found it. 289 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,155 - No, Pete, he's looking for carson too. 290 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,809 Aren't you, mister...? 291 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:38,507 - Barnabas. Caspian barnabas. 292 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,727 You're quite astute for a woman. 293 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,554 - I went to college. 294 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,686 - I bet you did. 295 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,296 - You're after the jade elephant. 296 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,428 Aren't you? 297 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,779 - There is such a thing as too smart. 298 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:55,785 - You want to know a secret? 299 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:58,048 - I am awash with anticipation. 300 00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:00,660 - Your goons went easy on me 'cause I'm a dame. 301 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:01,878 - Mm-hmm. 302 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:13,411 - They should've tied my ropes tighter. 303 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,978 Now, untie him, you big jasper. 304 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,588 - Jasper, ha ha! 305 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,329 Nice! What's it mean? 306 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:21,071 - There's been a terrible misunderstanding. 307 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:24,988 - Yeah, you misunderstood how kick-ass my partner can be. 308 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,425 - This club is, uh, merely a hobby. 309 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:30,167 I am, by vocation, shall we say, 310 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:33,040 A procurer of rare and valuable artifacts. 311 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,956 - Oh, yeah? Us too. 312 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,088 - Excellent. Kindred spirits. 313 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:41,788 I hired mr. Carson to find the elephant. 314 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,747 But alas, once found he decided to retain ownership. 315 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,096 - Why do you think that is? 316 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:49,099 - What motivates any man? Greed. 317 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,971 - I bet you know all about that. 318 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,060 - I paid him. 319 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,932 That means I am the owner of the jade elephant 320 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:59,196 And the wronged party in this sordid tale. 321 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,851 - Yeah, tell that to my aching jaw. 322 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,462 - Again, my sincere regrets. 323 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:05,463 - [groans] 324 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,030 - Here, a retainer 325 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,989 To find my elephant. 326 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,425 - Oh, please, dude, we already have-- 327 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:15,996 - Eggs in the coffee, boss. 328 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:19,782 Come on, this'll be duck soup. 329 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:29,618 - You are enjoying this! 330 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,185 Carson may be our only lead, 331 00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,143 But this place has already been tossed. 332 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:36,320 - Barnabas' goons must have missed something, 333 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,018 Otherwise he wouldn't have hired us. 334 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,976 - Yeah, and you took his money. Why? 335 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,238 - We're gonna need something, 336 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:44,067 Some cash while we're trapped in here and-- 337 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,852 Kristieanne. 338 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,505 - What? Is that like jasper? 339 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:48,942 - Anthony bishop, the author-- 340 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,813 His mother's name was kristieanne. 341 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:51,814 - Yeah, so? 342 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:55,949 - So... 343 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,994 - Oh, right, so the goons would never know that. 344 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,127 It's a plain old matchbook to them, 345 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,912 An unintended clue for us. 346 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,131 - Mm-hmm. 347 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,220 - "you're quite astute for a woman." 348 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:10,311 - Ugh. 349 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,139 - I need your guest book and no questions. 350 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:16,970 You got that, ace? 351 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,058 - Pete, it's the '40s. 352 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,581 You could have bribed him with $5. 353 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,931 - And I want change from that "c" note, see? 354 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,280 [door closes] 355 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,152 He's not coming back, is he? 356 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,588 - Someone's erased an entry. 357 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,068 - I think I got this one. - What? 358 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:33,247 - Raymond st. James did it in dark memento. 359 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,857 Augustus pitt rivers, 204. 360 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,772 That is a noir name if I ever heard one. 361 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,123 - Pete, augustus rivers is a real archaeologist. 362 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,560 - And our missing mr. Carson is an archaeologist. 363 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:47,522 He must be using rivers as his alias. 364 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,045 - That remind you of anything? 365 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:56,705 - I'd say there's a jade elephant in the room. 366 00:13:56,748 --> 00:14:04,365 - Pete? The window. 367 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:15,245 - Carson! 368 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:21,034 Carson's still got the elephant. 369 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,079 - I don't think so. 370 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,386 This is oliver carson, and he's dead. 371 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,649 - All right, well, whoever killed carson has the elephant. 372 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,737 Either way, we don't. 373 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,435 - Pete, this isn't just a story 374 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,959 About a missing relic. 375 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,917 If carson's dead, 376 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,571 We're in a murder mystery. 377 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,008 - Great. Now we got to find the missing dingus 378 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,837 And put the finger on whoever rubbed out carson, 379 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,797 Or we're locked up in crazy town forever. 380 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:49,714 Why couldn't we have fallen into a cookbook? 381 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,330 - "classic-car buff Artie weisfelt 382 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:59,333 "bids a fond farewell to this 1964 convertible 383 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,943 "before it leaves for its new home-- 384 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:04,033 Sinsheim, germany's auto & technik museum." 385 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,992 Hey, some nice shades. 386 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,645 - They're hiding his tears. 387 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:08,951 - This is great. 388 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,561 Hotel's name is clearly visible, 389 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:11,998 So the thief will know exactly where to find it. 390 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,869 - Yeah, lambeth sent this link with the money, 391 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,089 So all we have to do is wait for the thief to show up. 392 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,047 - Okay. 393 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,048 - Oh, my god. 394 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,050 Tell me you are not messing 395 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,052 With one of my tesla grenades. 396 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,053 - I'm not messing. 397 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,185 I'm making some improvements 398 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,621 So I can increase the blast radius. 399 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:27,970 - Okay, you know what? 400 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,102 First of all, you don't improve perfection. 401 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,320 You turn up the blast on this, 402 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,887 And it goes from stun to fry. 403 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,758 - Yeah, well, I'm not taking any chances. 404 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,108 If we have-- 405 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,979 - And second, a subtler plan. 406 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:40,983 - Oh, you made a gps tracking device. 407 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,245 - Yes, I did. - It's very impressive. 408 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,899 - Thank you. - It says my car is in spain. 409 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,206 - What? - Brilliant plan. 410 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,903 - Okay, your-- 411 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,687 Your little trick with the tesla grenade 412 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,602 Must have bumped it to a different frequency. 413 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,343 - This is my fault now? - I forgive you. 414 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,258 Nothing you can break that I can't unbreak. 415 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,086 Just let me know when you get the signal. 416 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,392 - All right. 417 00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:08,489 This is very cool. 418 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:14,103 This is very cool. 419 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,931 - If bishop couldn't solve his own murder mystery, 420 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,019 How are we supposed to? 421 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,760 - No idea, but if we don't, 422 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,023 We'll be trapped in black and white forever. 423 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,026 - Great. And I just got a good base tan. 424 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,029 Any chance you want to tell mrs. Carson her husband is dead? 425 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:31,251 - Oh, I'm just the secretary. 426 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,470 - Oh, fine. 'cause blondes dig me. 427 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,037 Maybe she'll want me to console her. 428 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,517 - Please don't. 429 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,953 We need her to tell us something she may have forgotten, 430 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:43,567 Even if it's insignificant. 431 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,917 - Can I help you? 432 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,790 - Yeah, we're working for mrs. Rebecca carson. 433 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,009 Is she home? 434 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,750 - I'm sorry. Who are you? 435 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,317 - Mrs. Carson hired us to find her husband. 436 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,058 May we speak with her? 437 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,799 - Is this a joke? 438 00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:00,106 I'm rebecca carson. 439 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,152 - I'd say that's significant. 440 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,025 - I never thought he'd turn up at all. 441 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,592 - Yeah, and how's that? 442 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,986 - I assumed I'd never see him again... 443 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,466 After he took all my money 444 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:17,558 And ran off with that peroxide blonde. 445 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,429 - Can you tell us anything about her? 446 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,779 - She has terrible taste in men. 447 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:25,044 - A name would be more helpful. 448 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,264 - All I know is he met the little round heels 449 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,092 At the indigo club. 450 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,355 - Oh, that joint again. 451 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,096 Say, mykes... 452 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:39,101 When was the last time I took you dancing? 453 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,887 [big-band music] 454 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,064 - Thanks, pal. 455 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,763 ♪ 456 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,026 - So it's got to be the blonde, right? 457 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,984 She beat us to carson, killed him, 458 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,160 And took the artifact. 459 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,118 - Or she's working for barnabas. 460 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,598 - On the other hand, why would she hire us 461 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,252 To solve a crime that she committed? 462 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,731 - It's a good plot device. 463 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,125 Pete... 464 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,736 Someone's not happy to see us. 465 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,434 - Nobody's been happy to see us. 466 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,871 The '40s were rude. 467 00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,178 ♪ 468 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:17,183 [music stops, applause] 469 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:23,667 - ♪ my darling 470 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:27,280 ♪ after you've gone 471 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:30,109 ♪ and left me crying 472 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,155 - Well, surprise, surprise. 473 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:36,637 - ♪ there's no denying 474 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,422 ♪ you'll feel blue 475 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:43,034 ♪ you'll feel sad 476 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:49,171 ♪ you'll miss the bestest pal you ever had ♪ 477 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,694 - Yowza. 478 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,914 Talk about a triple threat. 479 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,959 - We'll grab her after the song. 480 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,701 - Yeah, yeah, we'll, uh-- we'll blend... 481 00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,574 Keep a low profile. 482 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:03,054 ♪ 483 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,231 - This is keeping a low profile? 484 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,842 - Well, everyone's either dancing or drinking, 485 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,713 And drinking isn't an option. 486 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,716 - ♪ your heart will break like mine, and you'll want me ♪ 487 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,806 ♪ only after you've gone 488 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,156 - [laughs] 489 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,201 Detective Lattimer, you cut a rug. 490 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,029 - Even though I'm incredibly manly, 491 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:24,075 That doesn't mean I ain't got no rhythm. 492 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:27,166 ♪ 493 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,037 - ♪ after you've gone 494 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,213 - 6:00. 495 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,998 - ♪ you're gonna miss me baby ♪ 496 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:37,045 - If he killed carson, he's one cool customer. 497 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:41,615 - ♪ maybe someday... 498 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:44,095 - Yeah, and the hooch-slinger with the evil eye 499 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,010 Has lost interest in us. 500 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,578 - ♪ your heart will break like mine ♪ 501 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,190 - That canary--that's one dame we know for sure 502 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,408 Ain't on the square. 503 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,714 - ♪ after you've gone 504 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,585 - Hands. 505 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:58,327 - Sorry, mykes. It's a force of habit. 506 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:02,070 - ♪ gone away 507 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,593 - She's made us. - Yeah. 508 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,987 ♪ 509 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,293 And instead of going for an encore, 510 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,859 It looks like she's going for a powder. 511 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,079 Let's go. 512 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,036 - [gasps] 513 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:17,085 - Good evening, mrs. Carson. 514 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,695 - Yes, I lied. 515 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,220 If I'd have told you the truth, you wouldn't have helped me. 516 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,264 - Now we'll never know, will we? 517 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,397 Now, what's your real name? 518 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,050 - Lily. Lily abbott. 519 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,400 Please, I wasn't trying to-- 520 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:28,618 - Cut to the chase, lil. 521 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,924 You admit to killing carson, 522 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,099 Tell us where the elephant is, 523 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,143 We'll make sure you don't get the chair. 524 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,754 - But I didn't kill carson. 525 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,059 I was here rehearsing. 526 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,453 - It's time to start singing, sister, 527 00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,020 And I don't mean no love song. 528 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:41,675 - I never meant for any of this to happen. 529 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,154 I'm not a bad girl. 530 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,287 - That's a baloney sandwich, and you know it. 531 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,810 Let me guess. 532 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:51,119 You're a small-town gal caught up in the wrong crowd. 533 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,686 Now you're in over your head, 534 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,035 And all you want is a way out. 535 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,385 Disappear and leave this life behind. 536 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,734 That the picture? 537 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,301 - How did you know that? 538 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,695 - I've heard that tune a hundred times-- 539 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:04,306 Same song, different key. 540 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:07,178 Now sing me the chorus. 541 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:09,137 - But you already know half of it. 542 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,225 - Humor me. 543 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,009 I'll even start. 544 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,011 Barnabas has you under his thumb. 545 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,449 - He made me get close to mr. Carson, 546 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:17,885 To keep an eye on him while he searched 547 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:18,973 For the jade elephant. 548 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,191 - Get close, huh? 549 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,411 Is that '40s talk for "have sex with"? 550 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:23,456 [groans] 551 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:24,587 - How dare you? 552 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,372 I am a lady. 553 00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,504 When oliver double-crossed mr. Barnabas, 554 00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:29,940 I knew he was a goner. 555 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,986 That's why I hired you, to keep him safe. 556 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:34,162 - You fell for carson. 557 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,164 - I felt bad for carson, but I didn't love him. 558 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:37,383 I have a man, 559 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:39,167 And we're gonna run away from all of this. 560 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:40,864 - Sure you are, kitten. 561 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:44,128 - Please. Please, you've got to help me. 562 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,827 - Aw. 563 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:53,268 Save it for the coppers. 564 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,140 - You have been dying to play that scene, haven't you? 565 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:59,100 - Since I was 12. - Yeah. 566 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,145 - I have to recalibrate the whole thing. 567 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:02,712 What was Artie thinking? 568 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,540 He knows that he can't just mess with a tesla gren-- 569 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:05,976 Oh, he can't hear me, can he? 570 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,108 - That is correct. 571 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:08,283 - What--what's correct? 572 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:13,070 What's she saying? - Nothing about you. 573 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:14,681 - Okay, this-- this could be our guy. 574 00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:16,465 Tell her to get out of there. 575 00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:18,380 - Claude, get out of there before the thief sees you. 576 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,077 - Come on, come on, come on, come on, Claudia. 577 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,209 Get out of there! [feedback buzzes] 578 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:24,604 - Calm down, I'll fix it en route. 579 00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,214 - Look, Artie, she has a plan. 580 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:30,479 You've been overreacting all day. 581 00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:32,612 [engine turning] 582 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:39,445 [tires squealing] 583 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:42,361 - We'll use Claudia's computer to hack into the traffic cams 584 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,884 And follow the car. 585 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,320 - Artie, Artie, your car drove through you. 586 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,104 Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 587 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,497 - Good. Now, what were you thinking? 588 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:49,977 - I was trying to save Claudia. 589 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,152 - How are you gonna save Claudia 590 00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,980 By jumping in front of a moving car? 591 00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:59,421 - No one else is dying on my watch! 592 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,423 [beeping] 593 00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:03,164 Okay, she fixed the tracker. 594 00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:04,600 Let's go. Do you mind opening the door? 595 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,820 [door beeps] 596 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:09,126 Why would you rent the same car you already own? 597 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:10,345 - I didn't. 598 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,609 I rented the same car that Claudia owns. 599 00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:14,697 - Very cute. 600 00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:20,007 Does it also tuck you in at night? 601 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,443 ♪ 602 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,619 - Tell me you didn't fall for lily's act. 603 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:24,925 - I don't know. It makes sense. 604 00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:27,231 Barnabas kills carson, grabs the elephant. 605 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:28,450 - Pete, don't be fooled 606 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:32,019 By a pretty face and a bad dye job. 607 00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:34,369 - Excuse me. Are you the private dick? 608 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:40,201 - Uh, why, yes. Yes, I am. 609 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,986 Mykes, did you notice how I didn't make a joke there? 610 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:44,423 I think I'm maturing. 611 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:47,904 - Look at this. 612 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:48,992 - It's got to be a trap. 613 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,167 - No, whoever wrote this-- 614 00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:51,430 We need to talk to them right now. 615 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,780 - [sighs] 616 00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:55,216 Mykes, mykes. 617 00:23:55,259 --> 00:24:01,222 Hey, Myka. 618 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:02,615 - I don't know how you got in here, 619 00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,051 But you better take to the air. 620 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,879 - What do you mean, how we got in here? 621 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:08,229 We--we used the front door like everyone else. 622 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:10,100 - No, he's not talking about the club. 623 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:12,276 He's talking about the book. 624 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,453 - So you're a real person too. 625 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,281 - Pete, this is anthony bishop, the author. 626 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,066 - Oh, my god, I'm Myka Bering. 627 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,459 I'm a big fan. - I'm flattered, miss. 628 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,722 Now drop this case, 629 00:24:22,765 --> 00:24:31,121 Or I shut both your private eyes for good. 630 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,085 - How'd you know I was me anyway? 631 00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:40,043 - The handwriting on your cocktail napkin. 632 00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:43,960 It matched the notes on your title page 633 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,180 Of your book. 634 00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:48,965 - My manuscript. 635 00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:50,401 How did you get in here? 636 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,794 - [chuckles] 637 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:53,622 Oh, man, you wouldn't believe it. 638 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,319 How did you get in here? 639 00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:57,496 - I... 640 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,846 I just-- 641 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,630 Oh, what's it matter? 642 00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:03,980 - Please, mr. Bishop, it's important. 643 00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,416 - Well, if you're a fan, 644 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:07,288 Then you know how I dedicate every book. 645 00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:09,159 - "with love to my love." 646 00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,944 They're all dedicated to your wife. 647 00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:13,250 Right? 648 00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:16,166 - Something happened to her. 649 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:19,039 - It happened so fast. 650 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:26,873 One day she was sick, then she was gone. 651 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,310 I threw myself into a new novel, 652 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,007 Wrote a few chapters, 653 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:34,663 And then, well... 654 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:36,056 The story was wrong. 655 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:39,059 My wife was all I could think about. 656 00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:41,148 I'd sit in front of my typewriter and close my eyes, 657 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:43,672 And I'd imagine this world. 658 00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:48,024 Then one day I opened my eyes. 659 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,591 I was here. 660 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:52,986 - So it wasn't writer's block that created the artifact. 661 00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:55,118 It was grief. 662 00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:57,730 - Yes, but our way out is still the same. 663 00:25:57,773 --> 00:26:00,210 Mr. Bishop, in order for us to get out of this world, 664 00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:02,343 We need to--well, we think we need to finish your story. 665 00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:04,301 - Yeah, yeah, just tell us who did it, 666 00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:06,347 We'll bring 'em to justice, grab our elephant. 667 00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:08,392 Bingo bango, we all go home. 668 00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,960 - No, I don't want this story to end. 669 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:12,614 Stop trying to solve it. 670 00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:18,054 - It was you. 671 00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:20,361 You erased carson's alias 672 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:21,971 From the-- from the hotel register, 673 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:22,972 Didn't you? 674 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,495 Why? 675 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,759 Mr. Bishop, what's here for you? 676 00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:29,588 - Not what, mykes. But who? 677 00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:32,591 I saw you looking at lily. You're in love with her. 678 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:35,115 - You stay away from lily. 679 00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:36,638 She's special. She's-- 680 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,205 - She's based on your wife. 681 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:41,164 - Look, mr. Bishop, we just want to get out of here, okay? 682 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:42,644 I mean, what's that have to do with lily? 683 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:45,299 - All of his books end with someone innocent dying 684 00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:47,040 In a shootout. 685 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,824 In this one, it's supposed to be lily, isn't it? 686 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:50,347 - That's why you couldn't finish your story. 687 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:53,089 - I couldn't save her in the real world, 688 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,177 But I will in here. 689 00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:55,526 So back off. 690 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:58,878 - Quit waving that iron around, you big palooka. 691 00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:00,967 You're a writer, not a killer. - Pete. 692 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:03,578 - Well, maybe not. 693 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,059 But I can stop you from ever finishing this story. 694 00:27:06,102 --> 00:27:08,844 I won't lose her again, see? 695 00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:10,454 You're in this book for good. 696 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:13,980 - Mr. Bishop! 697 00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:15,546 - See, this is why I don't read. 698 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,461 - Pete. 699 00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:19,594 Come on, barnabas is our only lead. 700 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,641 - [sighs] 701 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:25,208 - We're not safe here anymore, darling. 702 00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:26,819 We've got to skip town. 703 00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:31,214 - Where will we go? 704 00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:32,781 - Let's go there. 705 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,043 - Bora bora? 706 00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:35,697 That's just a daffy dream. 707 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:37,960 - Oh, it's a dream I can make come true, 708 00:27:38,004 --> 00:27:39,309 But we got to go tonight. 709 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:41,703 - It takes a lot of clams to get to bora bora. 710 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,705 - Hmm. 711 00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:48,667 [indistinct chatter] 712 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,974 - Say, toots, you seen barnabas? 713 00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:53,193 - He got a phone call, and he dusted out, 714 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,282 Left me a lousy nickel. 715 00:27:55,325 --> 00:27:57,371 But, uh, I could keep you company 716 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:58,807 Until he gets back. 717 00:27:58,851 --> 00:28:01,157 - Ah, rain check, sweetheart. 718 00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:02,245 I promise. 719 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:04,378 - Hmm. 720 00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:05,945 - Great. 721 00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:09,165 They don't have star-69 or caller I.D. In the '40s. 722 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:15,737 - And this is why you should watch movies. 723 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:18,609 Operator. Say, doll, what's your name? 724 00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:21,003 Doris. Ah, I love that name. 725 00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:23,310 No, no, I really do. 726 00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:24,877 Let me guess... 727 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,402 Sultry voice, intoxicating laugh-- 728 00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:30,012 You're a redhead. 729 00:28:30,056 --> 00:28:32,580 [chuckles] 730 00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:35,061 No, what do they say about redheads? 731 00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:37,846 Jeepers, I'd like to find out if that's true. 732 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,848 Uh... 733 00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:42,068 Say, doris, maybe you can help me out. 734 00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,244 Any chance you listened in on the last call? 735 00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:48,161 Maybe--I don't know-- something about an elephant? 736 00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:51,164 Oh, brains too. 737 00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:53,079 You're the whole package, doris. 738 00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:55,559 Thanks, doll. 739 00:28:55,603 --> 00:28:58,301 - You would've done great in the '40s. 740 00:28:58,345 --> 00:29:00,521 - Charm is timeless. 741 00:29:00,564 --> 00:29:10,618 - Or women got smarter. 742 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:24,327 - Or women got smarter. 743 00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:26,939 - Hello, sparky. 744 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:34,120 Hello, artifact. 745 00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:44,217 - Window shopper! 746 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:53,443 - Window shopper! 747 00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:55,228 - Are you sure this is the place? 748 00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:56,969 - According to my new pal doris, 749 00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:58,971 He was buying an elephant on the 4th street bridge. 750 00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:02,757 And I quote, "I know. It's weird, ain't it?" 751 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:17,076 - Pete, it looks like we're too late. 752 00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,861 - Electric burns, just like carson. 753 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:20,993 - Pete, look at that. 754 00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:22,211 The scratches-- 755 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:23,778 They look like they were made by fingernails. 756 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:24,997 - Yeah, long ones. 757 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,173 It looks like he's been attacked by a woman. 758 00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:29,001 Mykes, look at this. 759 00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:31,003 - Barnabas fought back. 760 00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:35,485 - Myka, we know a woman with long black hair. 761 00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:38,140 - A woman who knew carson well enough 762 00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:40,751 To know where he'd hide out. 763 00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:43,145 - Yeah, who was really pissed 764 00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:44,886 About her husband abandoning her. 765 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:47,062 - Rebecca carson, the jilted wife. 766 00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:57,203 - Man, can't anyone in a bishop novel be trusted? 767 00:30:57,246 --> 00:31:00,946 - Pete! 768 00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:02,295 Rebecca, wait! 769 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:03,905 Don't do this! 770 00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:05,167 - I loved oliver, 771 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:07,474 Until he found this stupid elephant 772 00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:10,738 And dumped me for some dopey dame with a voice. 773 00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,044 - What about barnabas? 774 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:14,873 Did he deserve to die too? 775 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,396 - Yes, barnabas was loaded with dough. 776 00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:18,224 He promised to pay for the elephant, 777 00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:20,313 Then decided he could just take it. 778 00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:22,532 - So you killed carson because he had it. 779 00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:24,447 You killed barnabas because he wanted it. 780 00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:26,623 Now you're gonna kill me just for looking at it? 781 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:29,496 - You said it, sister. 782 00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:32,020 - Aah! 783 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:33,935 [siren wailing] 784 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:36,285 Pete! 785 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:37,765 Pete, come on, wake up. 786 00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:42,813 Pete! 787 00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:46,295 [siren wailing] 788 00:31:46,339 --> 00:31:48,210 - Pete! 789 00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:49,951 Pete, come on, wake up. 790 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:52,214 Pete! 791 00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:54,956 God, didn't cpr work in the 1940s? 792 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:55,957 - Aghh! 793 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:59,178 [gasping, groans] 794 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:01,180 - Thank god you made it. 795 00:32:01,223 --> 00:32:03,095 That would have been a lousy ending. 796 00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:04,966 - Did you get the elephant lady? 797 00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:06,054 - No, I decided to stick around 798 00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:07,186 And bring you back to life instead. 799 00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:09,536 - Right. Good choice. Thanks. 800 00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:11,494 Mykes, she's gonna need some dough 801 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,105 If she's gonna skip town. 802 00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:14,715 - Rebecca thought barnabas had loads of it. 803 00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:21,113 Pete, the indigo club. - Let's beat it. 804 00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:22,418 - Tony, that's not enough scratch 805 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,812 To get us to san diego, much less bora bora. 806 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,814 - Relax, lil, I know the combination to the safe, 807 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:31,036 And barnabas has got plenty. 808 00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:32,951 - You better know the combination. 809 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,822 Getting me that cabbage 810 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:37,085 Is all that's keeping your little chippy alive. 811 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:39,261 I'll fry you both before you can pull the trigger. 812 00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:41,481 - Nice scam, sales lady-- 813 00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:44,005 Stealing cars and trying to sell them back to your boss. 814 00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,180 - Cars deserve to be driven, okay? 815 00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:47,008 People who lock them up like trophies 816 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,618 Don't deserve them. 817 00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:50,272 - Sounds like stealing to me, but who am I to judge? 818 00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:54,755 I'm about to steal those gloves from you. 819 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:57,192 - Claudia! 820 00:32:57,236 --> 00:33:05,461 - [coughs] 821 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:06,810 - Are you all right? 822 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:12,555 - I am gonna be sore tomorrow. 823 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:14,166 - This place is locked up tight. 824 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:15,819 We'll never get out of here in time to catch up to her. 825 00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:17,734 - Oh, steve of little faith. 826 00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,780 Snagged one during the fight because I'm awesome. 827 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,565 - Okay, well, if she could-- you know what? 828 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:26,178 If she could make one glove work, 829 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:27,701 I want to see if this is safe. 830 00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:29,920 - What? - Artie? 831 00:33:29,964 --> 00:33:35,187 What are you doing? 832 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:37,363 Old man totally tricked us. 833 00:33:37,406 --> 00:33:45,066 - Well, to be fair, he wasn't lying. 834 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:48,156 - You and your loogan just made a trip for biscuits. 835 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,115 Now I'm putting you in a wooden kimono. 836 00:33:50,158 --> 00:33:51,942 - That's not even english. 837 00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:55,424 - Doesn't matter, because this is over. 838 00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,078 - You let rebecca walk out of here 839 00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,601 So she lets lily go, 840 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,342 Or you both die. 841 00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:02,214 - The dame already fried two people, bishop. 842 00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:03,432 The first chance she gets, 843 00:34:03,476 --> 00:34:05,130 She'll drop you both into deep freeze. 844 00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:07,088 - I'll take my chances. - Tony, are you bananas? 845 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,350 They're on our side. 846 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,091 - Shut your trap, you dumb broad! 847 00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:11,484 - Scram, or I throw lead. 848 00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,921 - You don't want to lose someone you love. 849 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:14,922 I get it. 850 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:17,011 But this literally has to end. 851 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,145 - No, my life is here now, with lily. 852 00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:21,494 - Tony, I love you. 853 00:34:21,537 --> 00:34:23,278 But if you think I'd let you hurt anybody 854 00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:25,498 Just to save me, well... 855 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,108 You don't know me at all. 856 00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:29,893 - You're just like her... 857 00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,112 Pure and sweet 858 00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:33,245 And usually right. 859 00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:44,299 - I know. 860 00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:46,693 I love you, baby. - You're all I care about. 861 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:51,741 - Save it for the boat ride. 862 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,787 Bishop, there's no way that rebecca is a real person 863 00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:55,136 Trapped in here too, is there? 864 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:57,051 - No, I based her on my mother-in-law. 865 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:07,105 - Well, you'll like this, then. 866 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:12,414 - Well, you'll like this, then. 867 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:23,382 - Now, that's hard-boiled. 868 00:35:23,425 --> 00:35:25,340 - The gloves belonged to carey loftin. 869 00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:26,907 He did all the stunt driving on vanishing point and bullitt. 870 00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:28,169 That's why they only work on cars. 871 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:29,170 - He was a one-take wonder. 872 00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:30,389 He got every stunt the first try, 873 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:31,564 Never got a scratch on his cars. 874 00:35:31,607 --> 00:35:33,131 - Loftin must have endowed the gloves 875 00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:46,318 With the ability to make any car untouchable. 876 00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:47,841 - What was that noise? 877 00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:49,973 - It looks like the gloves can make any car untouchable 878 00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:51,105 But just once. 879 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,411 Hence the one-take wonder. 880 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:53,586 - So your cars are crashable now? 881 00:35:53,629 --> 00:36:01,202 - Don't worry. I've got a plan. 882 00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:14,041 [tires screeching] 883 00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:21,048 [horn honks] - Oh, god! 884 00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:32,364 [engines revving] 885 00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:35,018 - Artie, what are you doing? - I'm charging her. 886 00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:40,023 She'll get scared. She'll brake. 887 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,068 - Yeah, what if she doesn't? 888 00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:43,505 Artie, what if she doesn't stop? 889 00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:53,646 Artie! 890 00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:54,647 - Ha! 891 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,953 [tires screeching] 892 00:36:56,997 --> 00:37:04,918 Yeah, see this wasn't my first drag race. 893 00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:07,312 - His first field mission in a while 894 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,401 Was bound to have some hiccups. 895 00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:11,272 He's fine. 896 00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:15,755 - Right. 897 00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:21,195 [jazz music] 898 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,066 - Okay, so why are we still here? 899 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,199 'cause we didn't bring the killer to justice? 900 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,115 - In a noir, a bullet is justice. 901 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,160 - Hey, mykes. - What? 902 00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:32,902 - I think I'm getting some black-and-white vibage. 903 00:37:32,946 --> 00:37:35,296 I'm working a hunch here, 904 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:43,086 But just cross everything you got, sweetheart. 905 00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:45,828 - Nice. 906 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,701 How did you know that the fog would be our ride home? 907 00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:51,094 It's the end of casablanca. 908 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:53,053 - They stole that from bishop, you know? 909 00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:57,797 - And here he comes. 910 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,103 I guess they stole the tearful good-bye too. 911 00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:02,367 - I don't understand. 912 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:05,283 We love each other. We can go to bora bora now. 913 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:08,242 - I can't stay. 914 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,809 I'm not from this world. 915 00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:11,767 It's hard to explain. 916 00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:13,160 Believe me, I don't want to go. 917 00:38:13,203 --> 00:38:19,253 - Then stay with me. 918 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:28,349 - Be good, kid. 919 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:30,351 - What would happen if he stayed? 920 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:33,049 - The story's over. 921 00:38:33,093 --> 00:38:36,488 I don't know if you get your happily ever after 922 00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:48,021 Or you just fade away. 923 00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:49,501 - One more second with her 924 00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:55,115 Is a happier ending than a lifetime without her. 925 00:38:55,158 --> 00:39:02,949 - Okay, now, that is a good line. 926 00:39:02,992 --> 00:39:05,560 All right, all right, I'll read the books. 927 00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:07,562 - [laughs] 928 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,085 [sighs] 929 00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:13,002 - Go ahead. You know you want to. 930 00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:14,787 - So... 931 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:17,398 The detective and his-- 932 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:19,095 - Intrepid gal friday. 933 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:21,533 - The detective and his gal friday 934 00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:24,231 Walked off into the fog 935 00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:27,060 And left the lovers in their embrace-- 936 00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:30,193 An embrace that would last forever... 937 00:39:30,237 --> 00:39:42,205 Maybe, just maybe. 938 00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:43,685 Okay. 939 00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:46,079 That was, um... [chuckles] 940 00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:48,298 What was that? 941 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:54,304 - That was the stuff dreams are made of, sweetheart. 942 00:39:54,348 --> 00:39:58,221 And also painful-- ah-- 943 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:03,966 Really, really painful. 944 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:06,055 All the pages have writing on them now. 945 00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:14,977 - We finished the story. 946 00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:18,459 - It's just that jumping in front of a speeding car 947 00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:19,939 With Claudia in the trunk 948 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:21,244 And playing chicken with a car thief, 949 00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:23,464 Artie wasn't just putting himself in danger. 950 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:24,900 It was everyone. 951 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,641 And I know that he says that he was following his gut, 952 00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:30,340 But I'm afraid that he's being unnecessarily reckless, 953 00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:36,303 And I'm really worried about him. 954 00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:37,783 - Thank you for your candor. 955 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:40,742 We've been worried about agent Nielsen as well. 956 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,440 This confirms our fears. 957 00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:45,138 - What does that mean? 958 00:40:45,181 --> 00:40:47,140 - It's time for the regents to act. 959 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:49,185 - When you asked me to keep an eye on Artie, 960 00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:50,491 You said it was to help him. 961 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:52,754 - Trust us, agent Jinks. 962 00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:54,190 - Well, wait a second. 963 00:40:54,234 --> 00:40:58,107 Mr. Kosan, I know what it's like to go through trauma. 964 00:40:58,151 --> 00:41:00,458 And the last few months are not something 965 00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:02,460 That Artie will get through easily or quickly. 966 00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,070 We need to be there for him, 967 00:41:04,113 --> 00:41:07,552 Not bronze him or turn him into some H.G. Wells hologram. 968 00:41:07,595 --> 00:41:09,379 - Noted, agent Jinks. 969 00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:11,556 The less you know, 970 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:14,515 The better it is for agent Nielsen. 971 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:23,959 As I say, trust us. 972 00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:27,136 - "he's very dashing." 973 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:30,357 I am dashing, aren't I? 974 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,055 What? "with a big, dopey grin"? 975 00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:34,535 What? [scoffs] 976 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:39,366 [chuckles] I don't have a dopey grin. 977 00:41:39,409 --> 00:41:42,587 What? Don't bogart the end. 978 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,806 - Pete, listen to this. 979 00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:46,504 "it was a long trip, 980 00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:48,897 "but it was worth it to see the look on lily's face 981 00:41:48,941 --> 00:41:51,160 "when she pressed her toes into the sand of bora bora 982 00:41:51,204 --> 00:41:52,553 "for the first time. 983 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:55,991 "neither of them had ever seen water this blue. 984 00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:59,908 "she smiled, brighter than the tropical sun. 985 00:41:59,952 --> 00:42:03,738 It made him happier than he'd been in a long time." 986 00:42:03,782 --> 00:42:07,046 - Good for bishop. 987 00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:11,006 - Yeah. 988 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:13,269 But... 989 00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:15,924 You know, a warm, fuzzy ending 990 00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:17,447 Doesn't really make sense 991 00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:21,277 For a gritty crime novel. 992 00:42:21,321 --> 00:42:24,106 - Well, maybe that's why he had writer's block. 993 00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:26,500 He, uh... 994 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:30,544 Didn't realize he was writing a love story.